found this here What do you usually have for breakfast?
Something savory and hearty for my morning bike ride.

Who do you love?
I strive to respect everyone, but it's getting kind of hard recently.

Where were you born?
Austria

Where are you?
At work having lunch, also in Austria.

Where do you wish you were?
Anywhere else but here, also in Austria.

Are you happy with your life?
Yes, but could be a bit better!

Do you cry a lot?
Yes.

Do you make people angry?
I try my best not to stirr up arguments, but some people's nerves are thinner than a hair, unfortunately.

Do you like who you are?
Some of the time, I find myself incredibly annoying, but generally, sure.

Are you random?
Random to a regular person, but I'm very dedicated to my interests and humor.

Do you like the cold?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (yes)

Do you like the heat?
aaaaaagaaahagahhagagagaahghghghaghghhghghg (no)

Aren't thunderstorms awesome?
Yes, especially ones with harsh rain!

Do you like to walk in the rain?
Always

Isn't walking in the leaves romantic?
Crunchy leaves, yes. Wet leaves- abso-shitting-lutely not!

Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with?
Not particularly.

Do you like expensive things?
Economical worth and personal worth are two different things to me: a Lamborghini is worthless to me, but my countless miniatures and drawings, for example, are priceless to me.

Have you been called a slut before?
I don't like wearing revealing clothing, also, no.

Did it bother you?
yes.

Why do you smile?
Why not? Why would I live a life of suffering if it obviously feels bad?

What makes you smile?
Oh, so many things: silly and/or thought-provoking youtube videos, websites of individual people (a lá indie web), me building things in my room, eating really good food, hanging out with close firends or family, writing "essays" that a collective 14 people will ever read fully; I can never get enough of life.

Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you?
If I sense ulterior motives behind those questions, then yes.

Do you like cameras?
yesyeyesyesyes!!!!

Do you like taking pictures?
All the time! Although I do them on my phone, I'm currently saving up for an actual SLR camera!

What is the weather like outside?
Sunny with a few blotches of clouds

Are you happy you are alive?
yes.

What or who makes life worth living?
CREATION IS MY SOUL FOOD

Do they feel the same about you?
I sure hope so!

Do you like looking up at the stars?
Light pollution is a bit of a problem here, but in the countryside, it's much better. I like it!

Ever wanted to go into a black hole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time?
I would most likely just be ripped apart and die.

Ever thought you were in love?
Yes, but as of recent, the societal concept of 'intimacy' and 'romance' have been ones that I haven't felt in a while.

Do you like puzzles?
Depends on the type of puzzle.

How about word searches?
meh :-/

Do you like coloring?
kinda boring :-//

Can you stay in the lines?
I struggle with that :-[

What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers?
Depends on what I'm coloring in: If I'm making wodden keychains, markes look the best. On paper, I prefer colored pencils, and crayons belong in the kids aisle.

Have you ever made a quiz and forgot that you made it and were doing the quiz and wondered to yourself who the hell made this stupid quiz?
I wonder why this question is here...

Did you laugh?
no, mostly confusion (nice try though!)

Can you type fast?
---

What have you been labeled?
I as once called 'toxic' by a toxic friend behind my back.

Do you want to move?
I was once in the Netherlands. During and even a bit after the trip, I was genuinely considering moving there when I get older, but I doubt that it would be any different to living in Austria... heck, dutch even sounds like german!

If yes where do you want to move to?
The countryside!!

Do you think the one you love is taking you over?
uuhhhhhhh what

Are you a geek?
Eh, more of a nerd

Are you good at math?
No

Are you good at history?
Pretty good at Post WW1-era Europe and Americas.

Are you good at english?
Unfortunately

Are you good at science?
I'm not sure??

What other languages do you speak?
German, Austrian-German (I'm counting that as a seperate language because of how incomprehensible it is to germans), Serbocroatian, studying Dutch

Can you count in them?
Yes

Do you think you are a nice person?
It's kind of hard to be mean to others without reason.

What is the worst pain you've ever felt?
One random morning, I had sudden period cramps so bad that I was rushed into the hospital, never had them since!

Where is your favorite place to be?
In a quiet place, small and lacking light, preferably one with a lot of comfy places to sit.

Do you want to die?
No, but I also don't wish to live forever either. I think I might just go insane.

What do you usually have for lunch?
Pasta of any kind or a sandwich.

What do you have in your cup/bottle?
Water

Do you smoke?
Never.

Do you drink?
Also never.

Do you like swimming?
I can't swim.

Have you ever swam in the ocean?
I was never even near an ocean to swim in it!

Swam on the waves?
See above question

Was it fun?
See above question

Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house?
Never been there

Ever been inside the light house?
I wish!!

Ever climbed rocks?
Yes, I hated it.

Was it fun?
Fuck

Who did you do it with?
My terrible middle school class

Did they have fun?
I don't know, I wanted to die at that moment!

Ever sat on large rocks and dangled your feet over the ocean water and let the waves tickle your feet?
NOOOOOOO, that sounds so ethereal!!!!

Name two people you miss really badly:
Two of my friends.

Have you lost any one close to you?
Not yet..

Ever witnessed some one dying?
Not yet....

Ever been to any funerals?
God, this is getting dark; Yes, and it was dreadful. Weeping people on a sunny day was not the tonal whiplash taht I wanted at that time.

Do you like funerals?
Who even likes funerals??

Are you morbid?
I find others more morbid than me sometimes.

Do you think you are smart?
I know more about most things than an average person, but also know less about most things than others, so... I don't know?

What grade are you in?
High School

Do you want to go to college?
Not an american College, that's for sure.

What do you want to be?
The person that I am right now, but more competent and focused.

Do you have a job?
Had one as a Printmaker, never again.

Do you like it?
Never again.

Do you get along with your boss?
He was very kind and understanding, but I'm glad I'm not working there anymore.

Do you get along with your parents?
Yep, very well.

Do you have any siblings?
2 big sisters.

Do you get along with them?
They're like my best friends!

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
nope, too much of a wimp to do that.

Have you ever gotten detention?
No

Have you ever been suspended?
No

Have you ever been expelled?
No

How many nicknames you got?
Too many to count.

What are they?
Too close to my real name.

Who gave them to you?
Family, Bullies, Workers

Have you ever passed out from being drunk?
I only ever had mild tipsy once from a cherry cider.

Have you ever had sex?
Never.

If yes who was your first?
bjblblblbkbjblkbgjblbkgblgbgbkglbklgbgbb

If no who do you want to be your first?
NO

What is your worst habit?
lazy, procrastination, stupid overthinking brain

Do you have any animals?
Nope, too busy with life.

Are you cold?
There is currently an air conditioner blowing directly on me from the ceiling. Also, no.

Are you happy?
Didn't I answer this already?

Are you sad?
Sometimes. I either make myself involuntarily sad because of my stupid brain or something on the internet makes me sad.

Are you confused?
All the time!

When do you have to go to bed?
Depends on my mood.

Do you believe in magic?
----

Do you have your own room?
Yes, and it is a pretty good replica of my mind palace.

How many windows are in your room?
I have one seethrough door! that leads me to the terasse!

What size bed do you have?
Single

Do you do your own laundry?
Mom usually helps me with it.

Do you want to get married?
NO.

Do you want kids?
HELL NAH, I can't even take care of myself!

Do you like doing surveys?
Sure, I have nothing against them.

Is any one mad at you?
I don't think so?

What is bothering you right now?
Anxiety

Who do you truly hate?
My middle school german teacher. Sole reason for my social anxiety and former repulsion for the german language. Seriously, I refused to talk to anyone in german because of this verbally abusive failed abo- ok, I'll stop venting.

Does anyone like you?
I'm pretty sure!

Are you shy?
Definitely..

Have you ever asked any one out?
Nope, see above question

What's your relationship status?
singel and praud!!!!!

What is your sexual orientation?
Definitely Asexual, or at least Demisexual. (For the confused: Asexual - No sex pleas :-], Demisexual - no sex UNLESS i trust you with my life :-] )

What color is your room?
White from all sides with two sides have a brick wallpaper

What color is your bathroom?
white

How many times have you moved?
How long is this dang survey- not yet.

Do you like clowns?
I don't mind them, but not a hige fan either.

Do you like cheerleaders?
I dunno :-/

Do you like preps?
huh?

Have you ever had heat stroke?
almost!

Do you like going to the beach?
I was at a beach once in the NLs, it was so cool!!!!

Who is the last person you went to the beach with?
famililiyly

Who is the last person you went to the movies with?
my friends

Who is the last person you went to the mall?
these questions are getting increasingly not interesting- my family

Who is the last person to call you?
mom

Who is the last person to IM you?
idfk, my sisters?

Who is the last person to e-mail you?
google

Who is the last person you IM'd?
sister

Who is the last person you e-mailed?
myself

Who is the last person you called?
didnt we just have his question

What do you have for IMs?
whatsapp

What is your home page?
yaskeepants.com? Or, like, Browser Homepage? In that case, google.

How many e-mails do you have?
3

Do you hear voices?
Yes, when people speak.

Do you see dead people?
no, but ICUP.

Do you like to blow bubbles?
I guess

Have you ever eaten any bubbles?
they taste like soap (duh)

Do you like candy apples?
never had them

Do you like cotton candy?
i dislike themh

Do you enjoy fairs?
no

Do you like playing with fire?
i'm scared of fire

Have you ever been in an ambulance?
I sprained my ankle at work

Have you ever had stitches?
no

Have you ever had any x-rays?
a few times, yes

Ever had to have surgery?
no

Who or what were you named after?
some arabic word, can't say which!

What is in your nightstand drawer?
turntable and tissues

What is your favorite scent?
food............

What is your favorite perfume?
i dislike perfume a lot

What is your favorite store?
i dunno

Where did you get your cloths you are wearing?
god this is getting tiring- i don't know.

Do you like to go to the mall?
sure

What do you fear?
several things

Were these very random?
Not random, but definitely drawn out and unengaging to me.

What do you usually have for supper?
nothing


.:::.about me.:::.

What is your full birthday?
27.03.2007

Where were you born?
again, Austria

At what time were you born?
i dunno

How old are you?
18 (as of 2025)

Where do you currently live?
Somehwere in The Eastern Realm (Austria)

Do you live near the coast?
Take a drink every time I wrote Austria in this survey. Also, Austria is landlocked.

What is your favorite month?
sandwiches!!!!!!

What is your favorite season?
Autumn

What is your favorite holiday?
Netherlands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is your favorite time of day?
Evening; i like sunsets.

What is your lucky number?
never thought about it

What is your favorite food?
sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?
water

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
piss

What is your favorite band?
Porcupine Tree

What is your favorite kind of music?
Alt Rock, Prog, Bigbeat, Jungle, and anything that I like.

What is your favorite color/s?
indigo

Did you enjoy this survey?
I'm sorry, but this was way more tiring than I expected. found this here 1) time and date u started this? 15.06.2025 @ 21:54

2) asl? 18, pants, ostrichreich

3) opinions on musicals? Interesting type of autism, personally not a big fan.

4) favorite snack? Sandwiches of any kind!!!

5) have u ever been in love? yes....................

6) favorite pokemon? Lugia and Ditto :)

7) mario kart main? Toad, cuz he's small and annoying

8) tf2 main? never played it, but solder looks fun!

9) do you laugh at youtube poops? YTPs are a form of art and a staple of internet culture. I personally find them very intriguing and funny (sometimes).

10) are you listening to music right now? Yes: DJ Bailey's "Intelligent Drum & Bass" @ 1:16:07 (that's HH.MM.SS)

11) favorite shape? Squares, because they're sturdy and reliable!

12) do you believe in astrology? Such cool iconography and concept, but it just seems like a load of donkey...

13) do you believe in the occult? the what????

14) opinions on vocaloid? Gumi was my first girl crush. That's all I'm gonna say to that.

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar? Honestly, no. Seems like a lot of responsibility...

16) do you easily get stressed? unfortunately

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school? lunch

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol Ground, because I'm scared of heights :)

19) rei or asuka? ramiel

20) favorite html tag? I really like "a", very versatile! 👍

21) are you religious? No.

22) opinions on nightcore? Yes!

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc) I went through a "I hate my life." phase, definitely. I'm genuinely glad I'm not living with that mindset anymore. (and neither should you.)

24) are you good at drawing? Digitally and with Pencils, yes. With other media...

25) do you crack your joints? I'm physically unable to???

26) do you read visual novels? Like Comics and Manga? Absolutely, they're my favorite form of printed media!

27) can you sew? Not even to save my life..

28) can you cook? Yes! Pancakes, stir-fry, sandwiches (if you didn't know), etc. But DO NOT ask me about baking.

29) most expensive thing you've bought? ipad

30) opinions on cosplay? THEY ARE SO COOL BUT ALSO EXPENSIVE, SHOUTOUTS TO THE PEOPLE- sorry, shoutouts to people who can do that whilst also being financially stable ^_^

31) what's your most hated band/musician? i fucking hate german rap

32) are you a dramatic person? fuck yes

33) what emoticon do you use most? :]

34) can a miracle certainly occur? If you choose to believe that, then yes.

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood? Not until they've tested themselves for any kind of blood-transmitting disease ;]

36) do you have a celebrity crush? fuck no

37) do you like snow? I think it's very cute and fun to play with! (unless it has been peed on)

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid? I've always had this passing interest in greek and norse mythology, but I never really got into it.. idk why, it seems genuinely so interesting :[

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on? optical disc decay (and why we should care). I could talk about this topic for hours, i swear



41) which touhou wud u fuk? They all look like school girls, so no. Also, I'm probably ace, but who care

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover? Not in the Skynet way, but more in a mass brainwashing, mind-controlling way.

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?! Not yet, but it will.

44) would you be an angel or devil? I'm not sure, honestly. Too nice to be a devil but not nice enough to be an angel. I guess I could be a....... Dangle! Yes, I'm a dangle :]

45) sine, cosine, or tangent? Tangent, because I LOVE going on tangents about my special interests!!!!!!!

46) do you like licorice? I'd rather eat a used t-shirt than that disgrace of a food.

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves? TIKTOK.

48) what books did you like as a kid? There was this one german book series called "Zauberkätzchen" (literally magical kittens) about small magical kittens going on adventures with some girls, and each book features a different cat with a different girl, all with wholesome endings :]]

49) can you play any instruments? acoustic guitar is the only one that I can play competently, but I really want to learn drums too!

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding? p3t by femtanyl (because it won't ever happen)(also i don't listen to femtanyl)

51) do you believe in reincarnation? maybe...

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______ -has more hobbies than limbs and yet can still get bored.

53) have you been to another continent? I have literally never left Europe because I'm too busy with life and also poor :[

54) whats your worst habit? being lazy...

55) favorite vegetable? GARLICOMGILOVEGARLICIWANTALLTHEGARLICINTHISWORLDILIVEGARLICANDCHIVESCHIVESARECOOLTO

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid? the pirate man from spongebob (i forgor his name i sory).

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures? limp bizkit.........

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire? Duh, a ghost! Imagine how cool and famous you'd be to be filmed whilst knocking over furniture at some random person's house!!!

59) what do you fear most? death, war, disease and mark sugarmountain (screw meta)

60) do you sleep with any plushies? i sleep with too many of them...

61) what hobby do you just not understand? doomscrolling... am I the only one who finds that boring? Is that even a hobby??

62) do you like the taste of alcohol? The mere existence of alcohol makes me sick.

63) are you a hopeless romantic? I'm the complete opposite: I overthink about my potential relationship with someone, and what bad things might happen in it, to the point where I find it hard to truly love someone... is it just me?

64) which deadly sin best fits you? gluttony and pride :,)

65) which of your physical features do you like the most? The more I look at my face in the mirror, the more I don't mind it! Sure it's round, but it's not the worst face I've ever seen!

66) are your ears pierced? Nope, and they never will be.

67) have you ever been in a physical fight? nope, too much of a wimp

68) where do you buy your clothes? blue tomato! (if anyone knows what i'm talking about)

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere? in a small rural town near a river in the netherlands...

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick? I'm impressed by magicians NOT because it's """magic""", but because of how well they understand how their audience views their tricks, and how to "manipulate" them to not see what they shouldn't see. I think they're super cool!

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should! Not a fan of visual novels, and the plot summary on Wikipedia doesn't captivate me enough to read it.

72) what is the worst chore to do? I don't mind doing chores around the house but I really don't like doing laundry.

73) what did your parents almost name you? According to my mom, they were very indecisive for my name, until one day, during a trip to bosnia, my name popped up in her head apropos of nothing. strange.

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender? My real name would probably be different, but my alias would forever be 'yaskee'!

75) what were your first words? I should ask my mom about that...

76) what do you want your last words to be? "I'm hungry"

77) when did you first regularly start going online? 6.......neopets............

78) what year do you miss the most? 2016 was the most batshit year I've ever experienced! killer clowns, pokémon go, MLP, trump; what's not to love?? (except for that last part, eugh)

79) are you psychic? no, I'm ground!!!

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself. yourself? As in the clone of me or myself? Anyways, we'd both be disgusted by the idea of sex and just have a nice chat with each other about things we already know about because we are each other.

81) what do you use to listen to music? either CDs, vinyl or my sister's YT premium account (thanks adi!)

82) whats the biggest city you've been to? Amsterdam, I think...

83) favorite animal? any aquatic animal, I swear they are all either too cute or super badass looking

84) what web browser do you use? Godzilla flame wolf

85) are you allergic to kitty cats????????? UNFORTUNATELY WAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHHHGHHGHGHG

86) do you like energy drinks? they taste like battery acid

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc I used to spend money to pull on Genshin Impact. never again.

88) when do you usually go to bed? Around 9PM (ironic, since I'm writing this way too late into the night :P)

89) how often do you wash your hair? thrice a week

90) would you download a car? i can't drive, but sure!

91) what was your favorite show as a kid? spongbop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

92) whats the silliest hat you own? opeth cap filled with enamel pins, sew-on patches and plant clips. I wear it everyday to school!

93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty Coldplay's "A Rush of Blood to the Head" (their only album I like) and Porcupine Tree's entire discography

94) do you make OCs? QUINTUPLE YES!!

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone? either sing whatever song comes into my head, or lecture an imaginary person about how much I hate javascript

96) do you like fireworks? From a distance, yes. Firing them myself? never again.

97) favorite painter? monet :]

98) favorite numbers? 72 looks SO FuckiGN COOL and i DO NOT Knwo why???????????

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever) I think I'm pretty good at tower defense and puzzle games!

100) time and date you finished this?somehow, 15.06.2025 @ 23:10